suri's first poop

i got nothin'. i'm just stunned speechless. what was tom thinking? "c'mon katie, we can sell it on ebay. it'll be cute." and what's really sad is someone would buy this piece of bronzed baby crap. i'm just glad she didn't wait a day to pinch this log off, the 19th is my birthday.

this artifact is going to haunt this child for the rest of her life. if she does nothing else worthy of being remembered, or even if she does, this one thing will be what she's known for. even if she's the first female president, she will be known as the president with the bronze poopie. no matter what she does this crap will always be hanging over her head. this is once piece of shit that will never go away.